You’re Middle Age When…Searching for Spectacles

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Twenty-five years ago, I had the Lasik procedure (it was very new back then). My results were 20/20 vision for 15 years. Shortly after the 15-year mark, my right eye regressed but my left eye vision remained perfect. For the next several years, I needed a mild distance prescription only for my right eye.  

Entering mid-life, most people experience equally-fading close-up vision in both eyes (reading is blurry). Resulting from the Lasik surgery and one eye regressing, one of my eyes could still see close-up, but the other couldn’t (I have never been able to purchase readers at a general store).

The one good-close-up-vision eye compensated for the normally-aging eye. I could read a book into my early 50’s without readers. Eventually, my right eye hurt from doing all the work and prescription reader glasses became mandatory.

Since I need prescription readers, I don’t have a pair in every room and in the car like most people. I have one current pair and I keep the old ones around just in case.

The one pair is used on and off all day, every day. When I put them down, the search is on for where I left them.

You are middle age when…while searching for your reading glasses, you look like a third-base MLB coach giving play signals. I tap my shirt, pants, pockets, my head, and even sometimes my face – searching for the readers!

Caricature of former Braves coach, Bobby Dews: click for source

Sometimes, the glasses are on the counter or desk. Most of the time, I tuck the glasses into my pockets, hang them to the collar of my shirt, and stick them at the top of my head. It’s a sight when I’m patting myself down, using all sorts of unknown baseball signals!

I hear you wondering why I’m not using a glasses chain…I’m not ready for the lanyard, glasses strap, rope, etc. Vanity? Maybe a little, but it’s more the feeling of it against my cheeks and hanging around my already-sore neck.

I have tried to wear progressives twice. Sincerely, I want them to work. But alas, I’m still using a distance and a close-up pair. I’m buying at least one extra pair of readers this year.

The regression remains the same: I have near-perfect distance vision in the left, and near-perfect close up vision in the right. The lasers make for interesting aging eyesight, but I’m thankful to God for eyesight at all!

Featured image on home page: https://www.visiondirect.com.au/p/lens-hub/reading-glasses/

13 responses to “You’re Middle Age When…Searching for Spectacles”

  1. equipsblog Avatar

    I misplace my glasses almost as often as I misplace my phone or my Fitbit. At least I can call my phone and then use it to find my Fitbit. Now if I could find a way to use my phone to find my glasses…

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    1. Mid-Life Mama Avatar

      😄Wouldn’t that be great? I bet with all the new tech, there might be a chip for glasses that could connect to the phone…if not now, likely eventually.

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  2. Wakinguponthewrongsideof Avatar

    My husband buys like ten pairs of cheap readers and leaves them all over the house.

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    1. Mid-Life Mama Avatar

      That’s the way to do it…always a pair within his reach!

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  3. equipsblog Avatar

    That’s what I thought too.

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  4. utesmile Avatar

    I have vari focals – distance and closeup in one. I wear them always, so I can’t really lose them. Yet once I put them up on the head for something and thought I had lost them…. age is funny 🙂
    I am extremely grateful for my eyesight indeed, as I was close to losing it when I was 21. So I still praise that day when it was found out and corrected.

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    1. Mid-Life Mama Avatar

      Thank God that it was discovered and treated.
      Yes, aging is funny in many ways🤓. I haven’t heard of vari vocals but maybe those are similar to progressives? I’ll have to check them out. Thank you for your comments!

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  5. believe4147 Avatar

    I opted for the progressives. I didn’t have the trouble with them so many seem to have. The only disadvantage is when going down steps.

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    1. Mid-Life Mama Avatar

      It’s so good the progressives work well for you, but caution on the stairs!💗💗

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  6. murisopsis Avatar

    My mother had to have cataract surgery that resulted in her having perfect vision but eventually had to get reading glasses. And yes she had a pair in every room, the car and multiple pairs in her purse! I hope you can manage to find at last one pair once you get a 2nd pair this time around!

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    1. Mid-Life Mama Avatar

      That’s the plan! My mom had the same outcome of perfect vision after cataract surgery. Technology is improving for sure.

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      1. murisopsis Avatar

        I hope I can escape the macular degeneration that my mother had (and what eventually made it difficult for her to read and even see the computer screen)!

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        1. Mid-Life Mama Avatar

          I hope you don’t get that…🙏🏻

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